Sunday, 10 February 2013

Realationships- The Strange Affect. Or, as I like to call it, How Everyone Is An Idiot

Yes, because I am such a Guru on this subject, I'm making a post on it
In case you didn't get that, it was sarcasm.
So, no, I might not be a master... Okay, I'm definitely not a master, but this is simple common sense to me, and no matter how I think about, I just find some aspects idiotic.
The first part- Asking
This really only applies to shy people, but seeing as I fall under this category, I'm talking about it. So, it's common sense that if a person likes another person, they'd be shy around them (unless you're brimming with self confidence. Damn you). But the transition from liking to asking out (I don't even know what I'm talking about any more, in case you haven't noticed) is difficult. Being nervous is pretty much the number one thing that impedes relationships. Guys do not want to be shot down, and I'd say the same pretty much goes for girls. So you know that person you're too shy to ask out? There's actually a good chance that they're the same. So, basically, get a grip and act. You never know.
Also, fear of getting shot down is more of a fear of being ridiculed, but honestly, ask yourself, if someone asking you out, would you make fun of them, or be flattered (not quite the word, but you get what I mean)? You'd be surprised how many people of the opposite sex actually have a similar mindset to you.
Part two- Overcomplicated things
I really have no idea why, but people feel the need to make things very complicated, especially when it comes to relationships. Of course, every guy out there will know that a lot of girls will never say what they mean, which makes things confusing.
And they wonder why we are confused.
But not only girls, but guys as well. Guys tend to act like people they're not. They act tough, or confident, or intelligent, or smooth. Then if it actually works, you either find yourself never acting yourself around the person, or start acting like yourself, and after acting like someone different, it's easily mistaken for change, and often messes up a relationship.
Part Three- Over and Out
The ending. That's it. It's over. Now, it's not as simple as that. Often, relationships don't end with the two people hating each other, so how to end it without hurting the other person's feelings? This, my dear socially hopeless friends, is tricky. You've probably grown apart, so you can't tell how much the other person still has feelings for you. Trust me on one thing though, you do not just ignore it.
This depends on the people, but basically, once you get it, it's hard to escape unscratched

So yes, that was my take on relationships. Once again, I got bored halfway through it, so ignore most of what I've said. Really, only the first thing makes any sense.
Either way, ignore everything I've said if you want to be successful.
If you've read this far, then you really need help with your life, and not from me. I pity you poor fools
Now get lost, you wonderful people.


  1. Girls.... Mankind's worst bane.....

    They want one thing. Yet they want another. They also want that thing over there. And this one over here. They say they like this. But sort of dis-like it... The absolutely adore that guy! But he is such an absolute jerk...

    :/ No wonder males these days are so confused. We are hopelessly and utterly outmatched in mental prowess. Woman complicate things!

    Then again, didn't stop me.....

    That was a very well thought out article on relationships. Bravo my friend!

  3. *tuts*

    Have you been sleep-writing again?


    1. It's when I do my best writing Mist

    2. Likewise! My best blog posts come when it's late at night!

  4. I've never been asked out or asked anyone out so I technically know nothing.
    BUT! I am rather irritated by the whole 'will you go out with me?' thing. I mean if someone ever DOES ask me that I will have to come back with "Where?" because I'm a hopeless romantic and I would like to go on a proper date with someone rather than just hang out and pretend we're madly in love.

    Anyway. Interesting post Nix. I can't help but wonder if you're not trying to talk yourself into something?
    You don't have to answer that.
    But if I'm right I wish you good luck.

    One more thing. When you're tired and rambling you tend to insult and compliment your readers in the same sentence. It's a little unnerving.

    1. If you haven't be insulted and complimented in the same sentence, then really, you haven't lived yet
      It's a wonderful confusion that just makes life spin a little faster

  5. Ah Nix my old friend, how I have missed your late night ramblings. I must say this is pretty good. Except for the final one, I have ended a relationship on good terms. we are good friends. Yes, that goes for him too considering he left me *grins*.

    'Now get lost, you wonderful people.' That was beautiful.

  6. This is actually sort of accurate, to be honest... *laughs*


  7. You never know WHAT you're going to find on Nix's blog...Interesting, though!

    Part 2: Marriage Counselling